taxi tales...

poso dyskolo einai telika na ftaseis ston proorismo su?
mipws prepei na apoktisoume oloi tous prosopikous mas odigous? i mipws na arxisoume na pernume oloi ta autokinita mas sto kentro k na xeirotrepesi i katatsasi? k pes oti to kanume , pou tha parkaroume? o enas panw ston allon?

eimai 1 xrono twra stin thessaloniki k mu exoun tyxei ta apisteuta oson afora tus tarifes!
tin prwti kryada tin pira mia fora pou imuna monos sto kentro k apofasisa, o dysmoiros, na paw spiti, mpainw k egw sto taxi "geia sas" lew, wsan eugenikos pou eimai, panatisi kamia... koufos lew tha einai o kyrios. antidrasi kamia, tha me paei opou thelei? anarwtieme, kai synexizw, "olumpiados paw" eeee mallon eixa pei tin magiki leksi.... arxizei o typos na mourmouraei... den evgaza leksi! me afinei ston proorismo mu xwris na mu apeuthinei oute mia leksi! egw na anarwtieme ti ekana lathos, den kathisa kala sto kathisma? mpika me lerwmena papoutsia? eprepe na vgalw ta papoutsia mu? mipws itan kainurgio to taxi k den tou to "asimwsa"?
To deutero perisstatiko to antymetopisa me parea, tin zaharopoulou. mpainume sto taxi k leme pali tin magiki leksi "olympiados" k mas arxizei sta mpinelikia... "ai sixtiri apo to prwi, olo kassandrou, ag dimitriou k olympiados paw, gantemai..."ktl.. kathos perimename sto kokkino fanari k autos synexize aptoitos tis zaharopoulou tis anapse to kokkino lampaki, ola sta kokkina pou leme, k ton arxizei sto mpiri mpiri, pernw fora k egw (einai na min parw mpros) k tu leme na mas katevasei edw k twra!autos tipota, kanw egw na anoiksw tin porta, tpt autos, asyginitos, ithele na me dei mallon na sernomai sto dromo!na min ta polulogw ftanume spiti k teleiwnei ekei...
Mia alli fora o taxitzis mu vgike paixnidiaris... paw stin piatsa, den eixe kapoio taxi k perimenw, erxete ena kanw noima na stamatisei k stamataei, paw na anoisw tin porta k ksafnika feygei 3-4 metra pio katw.... menw kokalo gia ligo, lew den tha me eide! paw pio katw k egw... paw na anoisw tin porta k perimenw mipws kanei kanena allo kolpo, telika den kanei tipota! mpaine mesa "geia sas" klasiki pausi.... "olympiados paw" kai mu apntaei to omiriko "...pou na pas kai esu?" menw paksimadi olikis sikaleos!vosinaki! mu erxete na katsw katw k na gelaw alla menw iremos, skeftomai "pali exw yliko na diigoume!"
alli fora einai i zaharopoulou moni tis k mapinei sto taksi, leei auto to ekneuristiko pragma pou einai les k tus vazeis stin priza!"olympiados" o typos fortwnei agrai k tis leei lynontas to xeirofreno k vazontas tin porwti taxytita (parakalw fantastite tis kiniseis) k tis leei "pw re poutsi mu". twra exei ginei to slogan mas (mazi me tis kiniseis etsi!)
mia alli fora molis exw sxolasei apo tin duleia k perimenw taksi giati to car mu exei pathei lastixo (gia deyteri fora mesa se mia vdomada etsi!). einai mesimeri kalokairiou, skaei o tsitsikas k taxi pouthena! me vlepei mai kopela k erxete pros to meros mu lew egw "eide to ydromeno mu kormi k thelise na me gnwrisei!" telika mu leei "taxi perimeneis" "nai " tis leew "theleis na to paroume mazi giati den tha vroume tetoia wra" .. perimenw egw na mu kleisi to mati mpas k kryvei kanena uponooumena allla tipota (ekeini tin periodo imuna single... opws k twra vevaia!)
erxete to taxi k mapinume 3 mesa. afinei tin kyria (etoimoropi i kyria, koinos xaropaleue) kapou k vgainei eksw na tin voithisei me ta pragmata, mpainontas mesa o taxi-driver mas leei "kserete ti mu eipe, na me plirwsei se eidos, mu edwse k mastixa , mu epiase k to xeri" k anarwtiomaste me tin kopela ti na ennoouse eidos i kyria... na tu anoiksi fyllo gia pita..? tespa synexizoume emeis oi 2. egw me tin kopela exume ena mikro chat gia tis spoudes mas.afinei tin kopela k mu llei "egw stin thesi su tha pigaina sto spiti tis, eides pws se koitouse, alla koituse k emena" tou leei k egw "den mu ekanes noima na sas afisw monous sas"... opws katalavainete o typos sexomaneis k mythomaneis k beattles kai tetoia!
proxthes eimai me tin mum mu sto kentro k apofasizoume na pame spiti, mpainume sto taxi k lew egw autin tin tos ekneuristiki leksi "olympiados" k arxizei to klassiko syxtirik to gazi tsita, mu exei anevei to pop korn sto routhouni! mono pou egw den antidraw giati mu exei ginei routina, afou ama mpw se eugeniko taxi-driver ton syxtirizw k feygw! mu xalaei to seri vre aderfo, to exw gia kako, auto k ama dw ton arnaoutoglou ston ypni mu!! tespa... autos syxtirizei.. den kserei omws oti i mutti mu ta pernokraniazei eukola, mu kanei noima i mutti tou typou "na ton arxisw sta mpinelika?" tis leew oxi alla exei idi fortwsei 220V..... wre vastate turkoi ta alloga! ton kanei i dikia su tou koutiou, tou allatiou k alla tetoia... vrike ton daskalo tou! na deis pote katevase tous tonous, arnaki egine!

kai anarwtiemai gaiti ginete kapoios taxitzis ama ton xalaei toso? tarifes! pantou idia fara eiste! se olo ton kosmo! malakes! oust re! kalo einai k to astiko telika!